
i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

i-just-really-like-john-green:
I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER
I regret middle schoolcalm down there, ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.

“Love’s not always wise, I’ve learned. It can lead us to great folly, but we follow our hearts… wherever they take us”.

Fandom: Star Trek
“‘Lie on your stomach,’ Spock requested softly, with a note in his voice that made Jim’s cock sit up and look around.”