Fandom: Star Trek
“‘Lie on your stomach,’ Spock requested softly, with a note in his voice that made Jim’s cock sit up and look around.”
you know in hindsight maybe 30 minutes stuck in an elevator was a little too early to resort to cannibalism but none of us had breakfast that morning and we panicked
Girl look at that body,
Girl look at that body,
Girl look at that body,
We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.
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What the fuck
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does this even mean anymore
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is it supposed to express love and peace
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or unfathomable rage and hatred
is that Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
I think that is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, eating a Dimmsdale Dimmacone
Well i’ll be dimmadamned thats doug dimmadone owner of the dimsdale dimmadome eating a dimsdale dimmacone
i’m dimmadone with all of you
I laughed harder than I should have
So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .
I guess you could say that he adores you
get out
omG
note the synchronized leg cross in the final gif….
there was a time when men were kind
and their voices were soft
and their words inviting
there was a time when love was blind
and the world was a song
and the song was exciting
there was a time
but everything changed when the fire nation attacked
why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
- the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
- ring around the posie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
- it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
